la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk. (Source: meilleure--amie, via graveyard-whimsy)

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(Source: meilleure--amie, via graveyard-whimsy)

fandomwasteland: timeywimeyslytherin: no but imagine Harry Potter as a tv show sort of like Game of Thrones where each season is a book and each episode is a chapter everything could be fleshed out we would have everyone’s back story and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material No but i want this so bad its not a joke (via peter-pans-booty-shorts)

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

(via peter-pans-booty-shorts)

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING
toogaay: When in doubt, eat her out (via sebastianisadingus)

toogaay:

When in doubt, eat her out

(via sebastianisadingus)

unclefather:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there


 Fuck arms. We don’t need them
“I’m the kind of person who likes to be by himself. To put a finer point on it, I’m the type of person who doesn’t find it painful to be alone. I find spending an hour or two every day running alone, not speaking to anyone, as well as four or five hours alone at my desk, to be neither difficult nor boring. I’ve had this tendency ever since I was young, when, given a choice, I much preferred reading books on my own or concentrating on listening to music over being with someone else. I could always think of things to do by myself.”